May 2013
296 posts
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
bmoburns:
oomshi:
soup that tastes great is souper
may I interest you in a bowl of canned u not
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
fuckmylifeandonedirection:
What do ya mean you don’t like daddy’s tattoo?
Shhh honey you’re wrong
sorry for poking your eye let’s find mom….
